Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha: 1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.
Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.
Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.
Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)
Teacher: Translate Into English: "Yad-e-Mazi Azab Hai Ya RAB, Chheen Le Mjhse Hafiza Mera."
Pathan: "My Mind is Full of Data Base, O God! Plz Make Me a Mental Case" :-)
3 Pathan ko Phansi Hone Lagi: Pehle ko Phansi Lagai to Rassa Dheela Hone ki Wajah se wo Niche Paani Mai ja Gira,
Dosre ko Phaansi Di to Wo Bhi Paani Mai Ja Gira,
Jab Teesre ki Baari Aayi to Wo Jaldi Se Bola: "Bhai Ye Rassa Thek Karlo Mujhe Tairna Nahin Aata" :-)
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